It turns out the secret to scoring goals in the Bundesliga is not just tactical genius or rigorous training—it’s breaded meat. Harry Kane, the England captain and Bayern Munich’s talisman, has revealed the "fuel" behind his record-breaking season: a fresh schnitzel delivered to his door for every single goal he scores.

With 34 goals already in the bag this season (21 in the league), Kane’s private chef has been enjoying plenty of nights off. The ritual, which started as a fan gesture from a local restaurant owner, has morphed into a superstition that is powering Bayern’s charge towards a historic treble.

"Hi, I'm the Schnitzel Guy"

The story is pure Bavarian folklore. A local restaurateur, a die-hard Bayern fan, began delivering the dish personally, bypassing security with the simple password: "I'm the schnitzel guy." Kane admitted in a presser that while he doesn't eat every single one (an athlete has to watch his waistline, after all), the gesture has made him feel deeply connected to the Munich community.

• The Stats: Kane is averaging a goal every 75 minutes. At this rate, the restaurant might go bankrupt before the season ends.
• The Hunger: "I'm hungry for history," Kane said, pun intended. Bayern are 11 points clear and eyeing the Champions League.

A Lesson for Kenyan Football?

It is a lighthearted story, but it underscores the bond between club and community that European football has mastered. Imagine if Gor Mahia or AFC Leopards fans had such a direct line to their stars? For now, we watch in awe as Kane devours defenses—and dinners—with equal ruthlessness.