More than a decade after the final curtain fell, the cast of Two and a Half Men continues to rake in residuals that would make Charlie Harper blush. In 2026, the sitcom remains a syndication juggernaut, keeping its stars among the wealthiest actors in Hollywood.

A new financial breakdown reveals the enduring power of network television. While streaming pays pennies, the old model of "backend points" means Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones are set for life.

The Net Worth Leaderboard

• Ashton Kutcher (Walden): The tech investor and actor tops the list with a staggering net worth of over $200 million (KES 26 billion), though much of this comes from his venture capital firm, Sound Ventures, rather than the show.
• Charlie Sheen (Charlie): Despite his public meltdown and firing, Sheen's early contract—giving him a slice of syndication profits—has helped him rebuild. His net worth has stabilized at around $10 million, a far cry from his peak but still comfortable.
• Jon Cryer (Alan): The reliable "Alan Harper" sits on a tidy $70 million fortune. Unlike his character, Cryer has managed his finances shrewdly.
• Angus T. Jones (Jake): The "half man" who walked away from fame for religious reasons still holds a net worth of $20 million, proving that childhood stardom can pay off if you save the checks.

The Syndication Goldmine

The show remains a staple on cable TV globally. For every rerun you watch in Nairobi, a cash register rings in Los Angeles. It is a reminder that in showbiz, the real money isn't in the work; it's in the ownership.